thesurrealist.co.uk : less funny the more you reload
This was a website of random text generators that ran from 2002 until 2008 or so. It should mostly still work. A few bits
were updated into Twitter bots in the 2010s, but they were shut off after Twitter API changes in April 2023.
Name-Battle Games
- Battle Robots
- "The Surrealist seeks Kittens, runs on Alcohol, and has Three Metal Wheels."
- Giant Battle Monsters
- "The Surrealist is a Giant Lizard that seeks Nuclear Power
Stations, is in League with Dark Forces and Radioactive, carries a Ray
Gun and eats Rocks."
- Food-Eating Battle Monkeys
- "The Surrealist is a Pie-Eating Vampire Monkey. Battle Rating : 4.2."
Enter-Your-Name Toys
- The Mutant Song Lyric Quiz
- "Here in my random word, I feel safest of all."
- The Shakespeare Quote Generator
- "Et tu, Surrealist?"
- The New Year's Resolutions of LiveJournal
- "Eat more random words."
- The Twelve Days of LiveJournal
- "Five gi-i-i-iant squid..."
- The Christmas Song Generator
- "Shall I play for you,
pa-rum-pum-pum pum,
on my Surrealist."
- The Movie Quote Generator
- "The Surrealist? Where we're going we don't need the
Surrealist."
- LiveJournal Space Adventure
- "You are in a crate-filled access duct. Pipes run above your head, marked 'random words'."
- LiveJournal Dungeon Adventure
- "You are in an echoing temple. You hear the sound of
random words in the distance."
- The Mechanical Contrivium
- "Trivia can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid."
- Bad Joke Generator
- "Where does the Surrealist go on holiday?" "New
Surrealand"
- What's Your Spammer Name?
- "Buckskin E. Thoriate"
- Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
- "Symptoms: cockney accent, ankle swelling, levitation."
- The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary
- "What do you think of that girl, girl?" "She's Blair!"
- Lonesome No More!
- "Your new middle name would consist of a noun, the name of
a flower or fruit or nut or vegetable or legume..."
- The Prior-Art-O-Matic
- "It's an answering machine that recites haiku! It tells you when
people are lying."
- The Acronym Liar
- "National Arse and Space Arse."
- The Advertising Slogan Generator
- "Snap! Crackle! Pain!"