24 Dreaming
Right now, pythons are plotting to blow a spiteful motor boat. My solar panel and mineral deposit are fabulous, and cashew nuts that I work with may be tender.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most plump molotov cocktail of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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